{"id":133949730,"date":"2023-07-08T19:13:43","date_gmt":"2023-07-08T19:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cynthiarodriguez.org\/2023\/07\/08\/cronicas-gastricas-i\/"},"modified":"2023-07-08T19:13:43","modified_gmt":"2023-07-08T19:13:43","slug":"cronicas-gastricas-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthiarodriguez.org\/eng\/2023\/07\/08\/cronicas-gastricas-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Cr\u00f3nicas G\u00e1stricas I"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;Imagina tener un hijo y ponerle Popocita&#8230;&#8221;<\/h2><p>Me operaron de la panza el mi\u00e9rcoles, pero todo fine. Estuve un par de d\u00edas en el hospital, drogada y tranquila.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/8f59e7eb-fabd-4956-a0c6-34159279f6ec_722x1599.jpeg\" width=\"328\"\/><\/figure><p>Me re\u00ed mucho porque Cuitlahuac significa &#8220;mierda seca&#8221; y qui\u00e9n le va a poner a su hijo &#8220;Popocita&#8221;. <\/p><p>Ped\u00ed m\u00fasica de hipsters mariwanos en el quir\u00f3fano, espec\u00edficamente Tame Impala, para andar en el mood. Lo \u00faltimo que escuch\u00e9 antes de dormir fue su canci\u00f3n con Thundercat, y creo que mis \u00faltimas palabras fueron &#8220;qu\u00e9 rol\u00f3n&#8221;. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Thundercat &amp; Tame Impala - &#039;No More Lies&#039; (Official Visualizer)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XJYLSdiUqDw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Luego despert\u00e9 y super tranqui, casi sin molestias. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/b6460177-ea52-4196-98d0-90302106deda_721x1600.jpeg\" width=\"459\"\/><\/figure><p>Lo que m\u00e1s doli\u00f3 fue cuando me insertaron el cat\u00e9ter en la mano. Como si te apu\u00f1alaran, como a Nicolas Angel en Hot Fuzz. Todo lo dem\u00e1s, normal. <\/p><div class=\"image-gallery-embed\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;gallery&quot;:{&quot;images&quot;:[{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/b6433e5c-20bc-4eef-996c-d1079e0aed8f_1600x721.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/33c24d4a-6dfd-4241-a916-6887757f60df_1600x721.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/619248b5-ffca-4503-92b9-a3d414999930_721x1600.jpeg&quot;}],&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Valle Alto, no te acabes.&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;staticGalleryImage&quot;:{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/png&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/f1e3699b-3cc3-4232-a14c-2a35bec17333_1456x474.png&quot;}},&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}\"\/><p>Gracias, Muguerza Sur por tener una vista tan bonita. <\/p><p>Ya estoy en casita desde ayer en la tarde. Hasta alcanc\u00e9 a ir al Costco a &#8220;hacer ejercicio&#8221; aka comprar una BlendJet para frap\u00e9s y licuados. <\/p><div class=\"image-gallery-embed\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;gallery&quot;:{&quot;images&quot;:[{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/d8797c03-cfc5-46ce-a630-791eef39b999_721x1600.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/cf6f1a73-ec77-448a-bc5b-55c90a99df29_721x1600.jpeg&quot;}],&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Este post no fue patrocinado por Costco ni por BlendJet. Pero si quieren patrocinar, aqu\u00ed ando.&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;staticGalleryImage&quot;:{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/png&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/2ef15036-d6f8-4b24-9afd-8582eb3c5156_1456x720.png&quot;}},&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}\"\/><p>Estas semanas voy a andar bajita la mano, al menos hasta que se estrene Barbie Oppenheimer. Los iza tkm. Thanks por todo su amor y as\u00ed.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Imagina tener un hijo y ponerle 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